Simple Dreamer Pillows

Bob was rich beyond his wildest dreams - which didn't amount to much given how incredibly lame those dreams were.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Painting taking root...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'I could do that.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."