Innocent Player Gifts

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

First love.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

'Who gave you that black eye?'

Store front of 'Ace Roofing Co' Has a sign in the window- Our Mind Is Always In The Gutter

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

'I was very good today, Lord, but it was just a fluke.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

"I approach my subjects with an almost childlike sense of wonder."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

'Mum.' - 'What?' - 'Why are buses so slow?' - 'I don't know, sweetheart.' - 'Is it because poor people are fat?' - 'Gah.'

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

"Free siding for our house? Sure why not!"

'Hey Billy, looks like you picked up a hobo somewhere along the way.'