Independent Soul Mugs

Unique Traffic Cones

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

Girl not wanting to stand in her sister's shadow

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

The Mainstream

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

'Think outside the seed.'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Home Business - Starting Out.

A friar

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Penguins - one is skating.

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."