Unconventional Lover Prints

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Radiator jazz player

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Egg Surprise

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

"Surprised?"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Spoonstock.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"