Unconventional Couple Prints

'I now pronounce you man and wife. You may torture the bride.'

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"I love you, you big fool."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Disco Dancing

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

Wedding nose ring

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

"The duck stays!"

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

"Have I got a girl for you!"

"Wow, you can see so many better dates from up here."

'Wow! Is it Valentine's Day already?'

Long beard as wedding veil.

"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"

'Instead of wedding presents Ron and I are asking people to give us cigarettes.'

'I just wanna looker for the occasional wife swap party!'