Unconventional Relationship Admirer Prints

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Love is in the air...

Love

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Love Birds love just being together

"Legs up to here!"

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Zombie Christmas

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'Love is a Drug'.

Man Flap

101 Positions/101 Excuses

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'

'Meet my significant other.'

"I didn't know what else to get you."

True Love Will Never Die. Happy Valentine's Day!

"We did it—nice work today." "Thanks. I look forward to hearing from you soon."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

"Damian always wanted the trophy wife"

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

"Please don't work late ronight. I want time to have sex, eat you, and then go to bed at a reasonable hour."

A monster waves to its child in the maternity ward.

'I should have seen it coming - my best man was her lawyer!'

Upset giraffe stuffs head in a tree