Art And Crafts Gifts

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

Toyo of Tokyo Genuine Indian Pottery

'Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Face painting by numbers.

Reginald Bunthorne

The Origami Society...

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

A DIY disaster.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Tabletop Theatre

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Swing dancers.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building giant sand pies.

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'It's more festive-looking!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Children's Imagination

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

About the potter.

'I had a cough at the time!'