Artwork Pillows

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"So you're into pointillism."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

All pottery hand-thrown

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

At the Museum

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Madonna of the Pukes.

International Women's Day

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'