Art Appreciation Mugs

Creation of Red Wine

Life Without Mozart

'You're not from around here?'

"One of you will betray me."

"But is it content?"

"Now this I get."

Ginger Lynn

The Museum of Swine Art.

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

They're museum quality!"

Question Mark Picture.

Don't Bother to Knock - Just Walk in and Say Hi!

"The greatest advance of the digital era has been the rebranding of narcissism as sharing."

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

'It's a painting. There is no sound.'

Suggestion box. We value your input.

"Oh, it's you."

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

'We're accountants, Nathan. Our job is to structure a depreciation schedule for it, not to try to understand it.'

"I love your early work."

"On the plus side we haven't had a major fire in New York for the past ten years."

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'It must have been one of those 'Casual Fridays'.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

'Sold!...to the man at the back...with the twitch.'

Mirror to make people look fat.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'Please do not touch' signs all over a museum. The guard has a 'please touch' above her.

A post-modern abstract self portrait

"Do we want the label, too?"

'It looks messy but it has a certain cachet.'

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Standing on sheets of paper.

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'