Art Appreciation Guru Gifts

Self-Portrait. (Artist paints his portrait while the portrait paints him.)

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Alien David statue

Victor Hugo

Diner.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

A Macaroni in 1772

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."