Art Appreciation Guru Pillows

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Projectile painting.'

Mikado

"The overthinker"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Wagging Dog

A Macaroni in 1772

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.