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"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Mr Metrosexual.

Creation of Red Wine

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Cremaster Cycle

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"He's an abstract artist."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."