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"Doctor when I get botox my eyes look like this. What should I do?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Love

Mr Metrosexual.

"Nice haircut."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

"The last doggy bag."

La Dame aux Camelias

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

A Night In the Art Gallery

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 5)

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Flower tribute

Big Ballet Dancer.

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"