Modern Humor Admirer Gifts

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'You're a paperweight - you're supposed to be heavy!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Gym Dog

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Hot Tub Frosty

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"I love this time of year."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I hate surprises!'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"