Modern Humor Appreciators Gifts

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Sheep In Curlers

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"My guess it's guacamole."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

David and Goliath.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.