Modern Humor Admirer Prints

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'You're a paperweight - you're supposed to be heavy!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Cow's straw

On the brink.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Gym Dog

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Hot Tub Frosty

Pea

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I love this time of year."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie