Modern Humor Lovers Prints

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

Fashion Cafe I'll not have whatever you're not having

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

Self

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Advent Calender.

Virtual interview.

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'The Streetwise Men.'