Modern Humour Enthusiast Gifts

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

"Lemonade App: $1"

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'The Streetwise Men.'

Rowan Atkinson.

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

Hits Needed, please click.

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"I need a companion."

Statue Selfie

It's sent from a phone now.

"I thought you turned location services off."