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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

'The Streetwise Men.'

Rowan Atkinson.

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"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"I thought you turned location services off."

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

Statue Selfie