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"To tell you the truth, even when I'm in water I don't feel that comfortable."

'It's a barrel of laughs.'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Tongue in the ear...

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship is killing free society.

"Sinead?!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Bad Career Move

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Lady mimics The Scream.

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.