Latin Language Enthusiast Gifts

A Latin Primer: Horizontalis and Depressus

'I learned how to say 'sod the poor' in Latin.'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Do it write the first time.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'