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The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"Sinead?!"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

List making as therapy.

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Superfoods are in aisle three.

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

George Clooney.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

To do list

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Koko's little list

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

To-Do List Chaos