List Aficionados Gifts

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"Sinead?!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

List making as therapy.

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

To do list

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Koko's little list

'Actually, writing lists of the top ten things I do at work, is one of the top ten things I do at work'

To-Do List Chaos

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."