A-list Aficionado Gifts

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Little Red Riding Carpet

Leo McKern

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Animal Actors

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Best Special Effects Award

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

TV-Mirror.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."