Short List Enthusiast Gifts

"Mr Pendleton, you'll be pleased to know that you're on our short list."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

X-RAY

'This history paper is about an event that happened a long time ago, but in the great scheme of things isn't all that important, making this report very short. The end.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I'll do half of it.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

List making as therapy.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

George Clooney.

To do list

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Actually, writing lists of the top ten things I do at work, is one of the top ten things I do at work'

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

Once upon a time they lived happily ever after. It's the "Very Short Attention Span Network."

'Blasted hunk male!'

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

"What an excellent list - have you considered a career as a journalist?"

"No, Otis, I think it's safe to say Daddy doesn't remember where he parked the car."