Short List Enthusiast Gifts

"Mr Pendleton, you'll be pleased to know that you're on our short list."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

X-RAY

'This history paper is about an event that happened a long time ago, but in the great scheme of things isn't all that important, making this report very short. The end.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I'll do half of it.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

List making as therapy.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

To do list

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Actually, writing lists of the top ten things I do at work, is one of the top ten things I do at work'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

'Blasted hunk male!'

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

"What an excellent list - have you considered a career as a journalist?"

'A shopping list is the closest thing we have to a remote control around here.'

The last judgement