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St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

To-Do List Chaos

Naughty/Naturalized

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

"I've made each of you a copy of my Christmas list so we can review it and find out what went wrong."

Koko's little list

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Senta jumps into the sea

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Sumo Love.

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

Stephen King

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Tee for Two!

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