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The last judgement

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Bucket List

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

List making as therapy.

2020

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

To do list

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

"I always create to-do lists."

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'