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"I couldn't have been speeding. . . It's not on my to-do list."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

WHO checklist

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'I've got it written down...'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Bucket List

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."