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'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Senta jumps into the sea

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Bed Spread"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Wordplay: Export.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Musical genres

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Jerry Lordan

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."