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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The Baby Walker

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Tourists

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Meet the scribe"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

The Missing Sock Returns

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Sparkling Water