Listicles Mugs

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Baby Walker

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Meet the scribe"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Are we there yet?'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis