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Uproarious hospitality

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Upper West Side Story

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters