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Uproarious hospitality

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Upper West Side Story

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Leon Uris.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Robin Hood.

Don Quixote

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'