Storytelling Fan Prints

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

Two flying pigs.

Ferry tales.

"And, for those of you that want to relive your school days, our retirement community has a walking trail that is uphill both ways."

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

'Tell me again what it was like before cable.'

'There were nine of us, but we had to ask Rumpy and Pumpy to leave.'

'Hmmm...'

Eat local

"Hi! I'm at the windmill."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

3 Little Pigs: NO huffing and/or puffing within 15 feet.

'Darn Pied Piper: First the rats, so we have nothing to eat, then the children, so we have nobody to play with...'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

'What's wrong with soaps? They're only mindless escapism.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Ask A Silly Question.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

What really happened: 'Oh, Humpty, you're SO macho!'

Sister of the boy who cried wolf,

'That's my less fortunate brother -- he was brought up by ants.'

"I was in a posse once. We galloped away, turned around, went up a hill, gallop, gallop, gallop all afternoon. Then we came back."

"Chicken Little? More like CHICKEN BIG!!! The SKY IS FALLING!!!"

Panhandler holds sign that reads: Prince who switched places with pauper.

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"I'll need you to huff and puff into this breathalyzer."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Carmen

Cinderella is waiting

"You're the type of person who would have kept believing in the wizard even after Toto drew open the curtain."

'He had me going on the big eyes and ears and sharp teeth... what gave him away was the big dork!'