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Vampire Sit ups

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Don't go in there!!"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Little ship of horrors

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Stephen King

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

2 mummies...

''Fancy a quick pint?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'