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Vampire Sit ups

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Little ship of horrors

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

''Fancy a quick pint?'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

2 mummies...

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'