Contemporary Horror Fans Pillows

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"How was prom?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'