Contemporary Horror Fans Pillows

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"Don't go in there!!"

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.