Comedic Conundrum Fan Pillows

'Well you said you were hot, so should I turn the fan on or not?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Knife-thrower.

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Any luck"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Scuba Skater

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

LARGE FRONT

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

Eskimo in Igloo

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.