Cosy Conundrum Fan Pillows

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Bright idea

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"

Scuba Skater

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

'We need someone in here, like now.'

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Effective communications

"If I need to stop smoking and lose weight...what are you going to do about it?"

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

Problem Solving at the Urinal

We need to wrap our heads around this.

"What do you do when you run something by legal and legal takes the fifth?"

B.R. tries to solve the Network S.E. problem

"Great work! Now the problem seems highly complex in a way that we, and only we, can solve."

'Psst. I'm on a username basis with the boss.'