Logical Conundrum Fan Pillows

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"

Bright idea

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Scuba Skater

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

That side up.

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'According to the surveys nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot...'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

"It seems reasonable to assume that eating the stuff won't do us any good either."