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'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

God creates humans.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

New Years Reolutions

Road Guilt

Angel Golf

'Free will? -- I think they need more structure than that.'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

After-Death Mints

Football of the Gods...

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

"If I need to stop smoking and lose weight...what are you going to do about it?"

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

"Actually, sir, the rules were chiseled in stone."

"No, I can't come out tonight, Darren. I'm washing my hair."

"Wow Jesus, you don't look anything like your pictures."

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

Moses with Ten Commandments: 'But will these be good for the economy?'

"I'm feeling smitey today."

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

"You have five billion, four hundred and sixty seven million, three thousand and twenty nine messages. . ."