Rhetorical Question Fan Pillows

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

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Information...political rhetoric

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

I break for toilet paper

And now, for a rebuttal.

Alpha males through the ages!

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Political Analysis

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Language of politics.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

QANON PROUD BOY

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."