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What came first, the chicken or the egg

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Information...political rhetoric

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Masters of Political Oratory

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

I break for toilet paper

And now, for a rebuttal.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Political Analysis

How Will They Manage without Us?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Alpha males through the ages!

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Rush Limbaugh

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Language of politics.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

Death to Stultophobia

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

QANON PROUD BOY

Trumped by Semniotics

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"