Comedic Crime Story Fan Pillows

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat Burglar

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Crime in bookshop

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

The evidence destroyed

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Not much cop are you!'

Moses as a mobster.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."