Mystery Humor Fan Pillows

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

He looks so natural lying there...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Trump Poutine

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

Dog in casino.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"