Peculiar Humor Fan Pillows

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Trump Poutine

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Apple Pie Abduction

Introducing...Anagraman.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Pastry Hat

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'More government surveillance!'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

The Pencil and Sharpener