Cultural Mix-up Fan Gifts

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mexican angels.

Slalom

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Pyramid Skiers

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Overly wordy travel.

'I'm on the plain.'

Low Noon.

The Dali 'Bama.

Rocket charmer.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

Perplexed Farmer

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Dreidel Breakdance

Billy the Kilt

'I take it, you're lost.'

Piano tuner with an assistant.