Sports Accident Survivor Gifts

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

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Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Sporting maladies.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'You've got a broken finger.'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Well guys,how was the hockey game?"

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."