Crash Humorist Mugs

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Beware of SUV.'

Suez Canal Curse

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

When protons collide...

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Okay. Hit it."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Cotton candy

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Freak Accident Specialist

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'It doesn't work...'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Luck

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"And hold the mayo."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.