Car Crash Comedians Gifts

Direct Line telephone being hit by a car.

'Don't get involved.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Guess who I swopped insurance details with.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Okay. Hit it."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

A Not So Grand Slam.

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Cotton candy

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

Parking? I don't think so.

"Well done!"

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Let Go and Let God

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

My other dog is a golden retriever