Match Mishap Fan Pillows

Tennis player lands on the net.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Discus accidents.

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Sling

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Maths Fail

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

Submarine emerges on top of building

Water Department Flood

Watch your language.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

When Butt-dialers Talk

This sucks

Football Hooligan.

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

Cricket